HUMOUR MATTERS

WARNING

If anything can go wrong, it will;

if anything can go wrong, it has already;

if anything can go wrong, it has already gone even worse...

At the begining of year 2000, the Millennium Bug struck Murphy's Law.

Murphy's Law: try https://roso.epfl.ch/dm/murphy.html (just in keeping)

According to optimists, the world is the Devil's work;

according to pessimists, the world is God's work.

Optimists hope to vanish in their death;

pessimists expect "the World to come" to be the continuation of the present one.

Because of their centry-long misbehaviors, religions were kindly invited to shut up,

in order not to disturb listening to God's silence.

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